Wednesday OT
March 11, 2015 7:06 AM - dibs
GM. Nine more days to Spring. headed to NYC

289 comments
March 11, 2015 7:09 AM - BirdnestHead
glarg. coffee.
#1
March 11, 2015 7:46 AM - dibs
Heads up, BnH
Edited at March 11, 2015 7:46 AM
#2
March 11, 2015 7:47 AM - RowerChick
I can't get into my work email via my cell. This is rather annoying.

#3
March 11, 2015 7:48 AM - dibs
Ask Hillary how to do it
#4
March 11, 2015 7:48 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
GM

I'm almost confused as to what I should wear in this weather.

Btw, I did see crocus shoots and just a couple little snowdrops on my way to work yesterday morning.
#5
March 11, 2015 7:50 AM - dibs
Cobble, same thoughts here headed up to NYC. it may hit 50s during the day but 30s at night. I think i will wear my new black leather jacket with the removable thinsulate liner and just bring cotton shirts, not any heavy Winter LL Bean shirts
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#6
March 11, 2015 8:08 AM - Deleted
GOTD ^^^^
#7
March 11, 2015 8:09 AM - BoerumHillScott
I wear the same clothing to work every day year round no matter what the weather is.
My only choices are which coat/jacket to wear (out of 3 + 1 liner) and if the snow is bad enough to wear boots.
Edited at March 11, 2015 8:09 AM
#8
March 11, 2015 8:11 AM - Deleted
A speedo and a clown mask?
#9
March 11, 2015 8:12 AM - dibs
I am always in awe of you, Scott.
#10
March 11, 2015 8:12 AM - BoerumHillScott
exactly.
#11
March 11, 2015 8:13 AM - dibs
Double PWN to the Webmaster
#12
March 11, 2015 8:13 AM - dibs
BTW, the only other Webmaster I am familiar with is the guy who runs Silverdaddies
#13
March 11, 2015 8:14 AM - Deleted
Dibs, what are your plans while in NYC? Bushwick for sushi?
#14
March 11, 2015 8:16 AM - dibs
First stop will be to make a res at Soviale and get some Fascati pizza and then i will be unreachable for about an hour after X gets home. i have meetings in Manhattan Thurs and Fri. dtinks with people Thursday night. Sociale dinner on Friday. After that I am open. There until Tuesday. No Bushwick

Edited at March 11, 2015 8:16 AM
#15
March 11, 2015 8:16 AM - BoerumHillScott
Anyone read about the shooting at the Borough Hall station yesterday evening?

I have no pity for the guy who died, but guy who did the shooting was pretty stupid.

Two guys in their 30s were harassing a guy in his 60s on the train, and punched him when he went to get off at Borough Hall.
The older guy was a retired corrections officer and pulled a gun. He then chased the younger guys up the stairs, cornered one on the mezzanine, got in a physical fight, then killed him.
#16
March 11, 2015 8:16 AM - Deleted
My scientology movie is playing this weekend at Lincoln center. I'll be doing a q and a after the Friday 7pm screening. Come heckle me.
#17
March 11, 2015 8:16 AM - dibs
One less lowlife cretin.
#18
March 11, 2015 8:17 AM - BoerumHillScott
Has anyone used the term Webmaster since 1998?
#19
March 11, 2015 8:18 AM - dibs
I will continue to use it for you!!!!
#20
March 11, 2015 8:18 AM - dibs
It reminds me of the Margaret Cho skit about "Assmaster" magazine
#21
March 11, 2015 8:21 AM - Deleted
Why is the 60 year old carrying a gun in the first place?
#22
March 11, 2015 8:22 AM - petebklyn
dib's might be into S and WM
#23
March 11, 2015 8:23 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Drinks with *US*, as in Plusas, on Thursday night, right?!

Ooh, I want to see that, randi. I'll make faces at you if I go. ; )
#24
March 11, 2015 8:23 AM - petebklyn
since I'm in St. Pete....should I go up to Clearwater and ask reactions to the film there?
#25
March 11, 2015 8:23 AM - dibs
No WMs for me. remember the line from "Kiss Me Guido"... He thought GWM stood for "Guy With Money"
#26
March 11, 2015 8:24 AM - dibs
If pete drives up I wonder if his directional signal will be on the whole trip
#27
March 11, 2015 8:25 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Dammit, I have dinner plans Sat night with old friends. I can't go see your film.
#28
March 11, 2015 8:27 AM - rf
It's Friday night, Cobble.
#30
March 11, 2015 8:28 AM - dibs
General Mills (GIS... 3.1% yield) raises divi 7%. this is how you grow your retirement income, folks.
#29
March 11, 2015 8:35 AM - Deleted
its all weekend and next week too

http://www.filmlinc.com/films/on-sale/going-clear
#31
March 11, 2015 8:45 AM - dibs
Will there be food and drinks?
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#32
March 11, 2015 8:46 AM - Deleted
you can buy your own or smuggle them in.
#33
March 11, 2015 8:49 AM - petebklyn
does it cost $17 and have reclining seats?
#34
March 11, 2015 8:50 AM - dibs
Will you edit all my favorite porn video clips????
#35
March 11, 2015 8:50 AM - Deleted
ugh its a movie people. at a movie theater.
Edited at March 11, 2015 8:50 AM
#36
March 11, 2015 8:50 AM - Deleted
if you pay me $850 a day i will do that dibs.
#37
March 11, 2015 8:51 AM - Deleted
actually my rate goes up to $1000 for gay porn
#38
March 11, 2015 8:53 AM - petebklyn
I'll have to find someone who has HBO and get myself invited over when it airs.
#39
March 11, 2015 8:55 AM - dibs
maybe I can buy a bootleg copy in Chinatown on Saturday
Edited at March 11, 2015 8:55 AM
#40
March 11, 2015 8:56 AM - Deleted
i could give you a copy. but i wont.
#41
March 11, 2015 9:01 AM - dibs
I'm starstruck actually knowing someone in the film business
#42
March 11, 2015 9:04 AM - DeLepp
What type of questions do they prepare you for and what happens if Travolta is there and tries his fancy hands act?
#43
March 11, 2015 9:05 AM - dibs
Will you wear makeup???
#44
March 11, 2015 9:07 AM - dibs
That's not nice to say to DeLepp.
#47
March 11, 2015 9:07 AM - Deleted
DeLepp- people in the audience ask random questions, usually dumb ones.

dibs- no makeup
#46
March 11, 2015 9:07 AM - Deleted
dibs- i realize that you are butthurt about working in finance and that absolutely no one gives a shit, but don't take it out on me.
#45
March 11, 2015 9:07 AM - dibs
If anyone knows anything about dumb questions, randi does
#48
March 11, 2015 9:08 AM - dibs
Where is dh???? Passed out in some white collar chick's penthouse bedroom??????
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#49
March 11, 2015 9:09 AM - DeLepp
dibs, about Travolta?
#50
March 11, 2015 9:10 AM - petebklyn
will he give a shout-out to LIFEINBKLN for their full hearted support while he worked on film?And tell audience to join us for serious adult intellectual discussion on a daily basis?
#51
March 11, 2015 9:11 AM - Deleted
LOL
#52
March 11, 2015 9:12 AM - dibs
About working in finance.
#53
March 11, 2015 9:14 AM - DeLepp
that wasn't me. Put your glasses on.
#54
March 11, 2015 9:15 AM - rf
When is your train, Dave?
#55
March 11, 2015 9:16 AM - DeLepp
Just like home they were filming a TV show this morning, Elementary.
#56
March 11, 2015 9:19 AM - dibs
He edited it.

10:38. Leave here at 9:30 or so...not raining so walk up to Spruce St to hail cab
Edited at March 11, 2015 9:19 AM
#57
March 11, 2015 9:19 AM - DeLepp
Euro at 12 year low. Damn this renovation.
#58
March 11, 2015 9:20 AM - DeLepp
Still there 9:07
Edited at March 11, 2015 9:20 AM
#59
March 11, 2015 9:21 AM - dibs
Yeah...no real time to go to Italy this year and will be pissed if it rises next year, which it likely will. But maybe stay between 1.00 and 1.10. Many think it will break 1.00
#60
March 11, 2015 9:21 AM - dibs
I can post from the taxi.
#61
March 11, 2015 9:22 AM - DeLepp
A friend is going to scout for homes in Puglia in April, if she finds one she will be selling CG.
#62
March 11, 2015 9:23 AM - Deleted
oh goodie dibs can't wait for more of your fascinating insights on life and how to live it.
Edited at March 11, 2015 9:23 AM
#63
March 11, 2015 9:23 AM - dibs
A few of the guys at Sociale are from Puglia. the "heel"
#64
March 11, 2015 9:24 AM - DeLepp
Yea, she is from Bari but that has been in a depressed state for a while. No one left her age just old people.
#65
March 11, 2015 9:25 AM - Partridge
GM

On my two block walk to the bodega, three neighbors said, "Spring has sprung!" to me. It's really happening.
#66
March 11, 2015 9:26 AM - dibs
All the trees down here have buds
#67
March 11, 2015 9:37 AM - RowerChick
Damn I have to wait until Sunday night to see Randi's film. Randi, can you be there Sunday night so I can have some heckling fun?
#68
March 11, 2015 9:37 AM - RowerChick
Damn I have to wait until Sunday night to see Randi's film. Randi, can you be there Sunday night so I can have some heckling fun?
#69
March 11, 2015 9:37 AM - Deleted
buds
Edited at March 11, 2015 9:37 AM
#70
March 11, 2015 9:38 AM - dibs
Everything I need for seven nights in NYC

Edited at March 11, 2015 9:38 AM
#71
March 11, 2015 9:39 AM - petebklyn
no craft beers just cheap buds. not surprising since is philaderpia
#72
March 11, 2015 9:39 AM - Deleted
spuds
#73
March 11, 2015 9:40 AM - Deleted
LOL nice hipster hat dibs.
#74
March 11, 2015 9:46 AM - dibs
Hipsters wear pork pie hats. That's a fedora.

#75
March 11, 2015 9:46 AM - DeLepp
I wonder if Liz Warren is re-thinking her aspirations after Hillary's return to the 90s yesterday.
#76
March 11, 2015 9:48 AM - dibs
Train is 20 minutes late.

Edited at March 11, 2015 9:48 AM
#77
March 11, 2015 10:02 AM - Deleted
so brandi seems to be cured. yesterday morning we decided to try giving her some of the placenta tincture that my wife had made after the birth....and her fever has been down ever since, no ibuprofen. amazing.
Edited at March 11, 2015 10:02 AM
#78
March 11, 2015 10:05 AM - petebklyn
here is recipe PLUSA will want to try:
http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017278-crispy-spiced-kale
#79
March 11, 2015 10:06 AM - dibs
What??????????????????????????????
#80
March 11, 2015 10:07 AM - dibs
Got reprimanded by TSA for leaving bag on bench while I stood up and walked 6' away to see train departure board.
#81
March 11, 2015 10:07 AM - Deleted
"Placenta Tincture is made from a piece of the mother’s own raw placenta after birth, steeping in alcohol making a strong remedy over 6 weeks. It is said that placenta tincture is used for emotional, mental and psychological instability and may also be very beneficial for treating PMS and menopause."
#82
March 11, 2015 10:07 AM - Deleted
randi's film is on a sunday night on HBO - which is pretty primo
#83
March 11, 2015 10:09 AM - petebklyn
randi might want to read this before he jumps to conclusions on the polenta recipe:
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/03/09/no-cure-for-bad-timing/
#84
March 11, 2015 10:09 AM - dibs
Does it work when you yourself get bitchy and have a hissy fit?????
#85
March 11, 2015 10:09 AM - Deleted
i am not reading that pete, i want to believe in my hippie potions ok????
#86
March 11, 2015 10:11 AM - Deleted
"Does it work when you yourself get bitchy and have a hissy fit?????"

no that is that your mom is for.
#87
March 11, 2015 10:11 AM - Deleted
"Got reprimanded by TSA for leaving bag on bench while I stood up and walked 6' away to see train departure board."

don't leave your items unattended - capiche?
#88
March 11, 2015 10:13 AM - Deleted
seriously, why does dibs think the rules don't apply to him?
#89
March 11, 2015 10:13 AM - petebklyn
well - the article is for all those that run to doctors and then think doctor makes them well with the meds he dispensed too.
#90
March 11, 2015 10:38 AM - Deleted
zzzzzzzzzz
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#91
March 11, 2015 10:44 AM - dibs
In 18 years on Amtrak, i have never seen a train listed as 20 minutes late and then have that change to 15 minutes late. Until today. How much is Powerball?
#92
March 11, 2015 10:47 AM - dibs
But of course it will actually be more than 15 min late
#93
March 11, 2015 10:50 AM - Deleted
can you go one day without bitching about everyfuckingthing?
#94
March 11, 2015 10:58 AM - dibs
Maybe. If you can too.
#95
March 11, 2015 10:59 AM - Deleted
zzz
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#96
March 11, 2015 11:01 AM - Deleted
derp
#97
March 11, 2015 11:04 AM - dibs
Utero idiots shold go do something
#98
March 11, 2015 11:07 AM - Deleted
'Utero idiots shold go do something'

wut?
#99
March 11, 2015 11:08 AM - Deleted
DH resident2 has a strange response to you over there >>>>
March 11, 2015 11:12 AM - Deleted
i can't tell if they're responding to me or cate's OP
March 11, 2015 11:13 AM - Deleted
leaning towards cate's op because she poits out the adjacent market rate bldg
March 11, 2015 11:14 AM - Deleted
oh. me dumb.
March 11, 2015 11:14 AM - Deleted
nah - i thought they were responding to me too first - i was like 'wut' ?
March 11, 2015 11:23 AM - pepper
Def Cate's Op.
March 11, 2015 11:23 AM - pepper
GM
March 11, 2015 11:24 AM - rf
Making reservations to go to wedding number 2 in Israel. Leaving June 30, home July 9. Half the price to go through Boston!
March 11, 2015 11:25 AM - pepper
Cool rf!
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March 11, 2015 11:26 AM - dibs
Pepper, someone on the OT on BHB is looking for a colorist in the Heights.
Edited at March 11, 2015 11:26 AM
March 11, 2015 11:26 AM - Deleted
i have heard that besides tel aviv, israel is a pretty awful place to visit. is this true?
March 11, 2015 11:35 AM - pepper
I was more interested in the pronouncement of your return to the Heights.
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March 11, 2015 11:35 AM - rf
I stay with friends (parents of the bride) who are really interesting people. They have relatives who live near the Dead Sea and live half an hour to Jerusalem and half an hour to Tel Aviv and friends all over the country including a Bedoin family. So not the same as a typical tourist itinerary.

That said, it's a pretty interesting country with lots to see.
March 11, 2015 11:36 AM - Deleted
OT on BHB

LOLzzz

March 11, 2015 11:37 AM - Deleted
i would like to visit RF, just have had a bunch of friends who have gone there tell me it is a weird and uncomfortable place to be.
March 11, 2015 11:40 AM - rf
I guess it depends on what you're looking for. And very different if you're staying with friends, I'm sure. I've never stayed at a hotel in Israel and this is my 4th trip. First trip in college where I stayed with a friend volunteering at a Kibbutz, the rest with these friends.
March 11, 2015 11:55 AM - rf
For what it's worth, my friends are relatively apolitical (the husband, who lived in NYC from age 12 to 30, completely, the wife who spent her whole life in Israel, less so) and completely secular. That said, we have had some uncomfortable conversations about current events there.

My kid went to the wedding 2 years ago and had a blast with the young people, Israeli, Canadian and American, who also stayed with my friends and ran as a pack all week. She may come to this wedding with her current BF, family from Trinidad, but hasn't decided.
March 11, 2015 11:59 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Randi, BnH and I are going Friday night, I just bought tix.
March 11, 2015 12:02 PM - Deleted
LOL you have never been!

cobble- cool. i don't remember what you look like though!!!
March 11, 2015 12:03 PM - Deleted
i'll be in boston friday night but i will send some positive breadknot vibes your way.
March 11, 2015 12:05 PM - dibs
Bushwick is a weird and uncomfortable place to be.

A bunch of friends who have gone there have told me such.
March 11, 2015 12:06 PM - dibs
I have driven through it a few times. Like you in many places on your bike.
March 11, 2015 12:06 PM - Deleted
this hillary email scandal is so boring but we are going to have to suffer through months of it now. so dumb that she just didnt use a .gov email, why create so much drama?
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March 11, 2015 12:07 PM - dibs
Dh, don't let your lobster while you are up there
March 11, 2015 12:08 PM - dibs
New video out of her being interviewed where she says she has an iPhone, a Blacberry, a laptop and an iPad!!!!!!!!!
March 11, 2015 12:10 PM - dibs
Going through the Hudson River tunnel. These little town blues, are fading away.
March 11, 2015 12:11 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I know you don't remember what I look like, and it amuses me that we will be there and you'll have no idea who we are! Mwah ha ha ha ha!

We'll have to come up with a derp question. ; )
March 11, 2015 12:15 PM - Deleted
i will know who you are by the way you look at me, and i know BNH is tall as shit and has fucked up hair so he should be easy to spot.
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March 11, 2015 12:15 PM - DeLepp
Clintons got private server so they could control the message when she became presidential candidate, not working out.
March 11, 2015 12:16 PM - Deleted
i don't want her to run anyway so this hopefully will derail her campaign.
March 11, 2015 12:21 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
BnH's hair looks normal during the day, it's just a little 'mussed' before he showers in the morning. But he is super tall, and I'm very boring middle aged white lady looking.
Edited at March 11, 2015 12:21 PM
March 11, 2015 12:27 PM - Deleted
" I'm very boring middle aged white lady looking"

yeah there won't be any more of those at lincoln center!
March 11, 2015 12:31 PM - rf
$2 discount for those eligible for Social Security (age 62 plus).
March 11, 2015 12:31 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Ha! All the better for me to hide in the crowd. : P
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March 11, 2015 12:36 PM - Deleted
cobble is also very tall too - look for the white couple who looks like they're on their way to play a pickup game of hoops
March 11, 2015 12:41 PM - pepper
So, who's going for drinks with Dibs tomorrow?
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March 11, 2015 12:45 PM - rf
I think I will go. What time does the guest of honor (lol) arrive?
Edited at March 11, 2015 12:45 PM
March 11, 2015 12:48 PM - pepper
I don't know. I think someone said 6:30, but I can imagine him going earlier to get a head start on the nachos. ;o)
Edited at March 11, 2015 12:48 PM
March 11, 2015 12:52 PM - BoerumHillScott
I'll most likely be there.
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March 11, 2015 12:58 PM - dibs
6:00 most likely
March 11, 2015 1:00 PM - Partridge
I've got that conference downtown, but will come right after. Shooting for 6:30.
Edited at March 11, 2015 1:00 PM
March 11, 2015 1:07 PM - dibs
Have to remember the TWC channels here all over again
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March 11, 2015 1:11 PM - Deleted
you come to NY to watch daytime tv. LOSER!
March 11, 2015 1:13 PM - pepper
Will you try to make an appearance, Randi? Maybe a little Brandi/Randi drive by?
Edited at March 11, 2015 1:13 PM
March 11, 2015 1:13 PM - dibs
Have a placenta smoothie, randi
March 11, 2015 1:18 PM - Deleted
LOL no way. i am having rice noodles with roasted pork and spring rolls.

pepper- dafuq u talking about?
March 11, 2015 1:18 PM - Partridge
Yeah, you never should've told us about that.
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March 11, 2015 1:20 PM - Deleted
the placenta? why? its not like i am making vegan cardamom placenta tincture muffins and trying to get you to eat them!

you people are very closed minded, i guess that is what happens in old age. derp.
Edited at March 11, 2015 1:20 PM
March 11, 2015 1:22 PM - pepper
I guess you haven't been reading, Randi. A bunch of us are meeting up with Dibs at Henry St. Ale House tomorrow night. I was asking if you would try and stop by.
March 11, 2015 1:23 PM - sixyearsandcounting
"i have heard that besides tel aviv, israel is a pretty awful place to visit. is this true?"

I was bored and annoyed in Tel Aviv. Nearly every other city I found very interesting. Of course the political situation can make people uncomfortable especially when in Jerusalem and the West Bank but that's precisely why they should go.
March 11, 2015 1:23 PM - Deleted
yeah pepper i can't do that. i am already going out friday!
March 11, 2015 1:27 PM - dibs
Randi is on a short leash
March 11, 2015 1:28 PM - Deleted
i take seriously the responsibilities that come with being a parent, something you would know nothing about.
March 11, 2015 1:32 PM - pepper
Dave is a parent to 2 cats.
March 11, 2015 1:33 PM - dibs
Pepper, you still travel to Utah???? Did ypu see they reinstated execution by firing squad????
March 11, 2015 1:33 PM - Deleted
LOL ok.
March 11, 2015 1:34 PM - dibs
I have some very, very bad news for benson. Borsalino apparently went bankrupt. Seems the sons ran it into the ground. I assume the actual business assets can be salvaged, sold off and restarted.
March 11, 2015 1:38 PM - Deleted
wuts Borsalino?

March 11, 2015 1:41 PM - dibs
The maker of our hats. The best hatmaker in the world
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March 11, 2015 1:43 PM - dibs
The website is still up and running. Maybe just a technical bankruptcy or Italian gossip from the owner of Sociale and his supplier that was tere
March 11, 2015 1:46 PM - dibs
Randi, I am just relaxing here until X gets home. Then, dont expect to here from me for a while.
March 11, 2015 1:50 PM - Deleted
ewwww that was really unnecessary information.
Edited at March 11, 2015 1:50 PM
March 11, 2015 1:51 PM - pepper
I was just in Utah 2 weeks ago. Probably won't go again until next year.
Edited at March 11, 2015 1:51 PM
March 11, 2015 2:17 PM - dibs
Just saw an ad for Rolo candy. do people actualy still eat those??
Edited at March 11, 2015 2:17 PM
March 11, 2015 2:26 PM - Deleted
yeah - #Rolo Yolo

i bet you like whethers originals
March 11, 2015 2:28 PM - dibs
Werthers, dumbass
March 11, 2015 2:30 PM - dibs
If Gristede's here in BH still carry Table Talk pies, I'm sure they carry Werther's
Edited at March 11, 2015 2:30 PM
March 11, 2015 2:30 PM - Deleted
do you keep them in an antique bowl on your coffee table?
Edited at March 11, 2015 2:30 PM
March 11, 2015 2:31 PM - Deleted
pwnd
Edited at March 11, 2015 2:31 PM
March 11, 2015 2:32 PM - Deleted
wait, shouldn't dibs have his hands full right now?
March 11, 2015 2:33 PM - dibs
he doesnt get home until 6:30 and it will be more like my mouth, not my hands
March 11, 2015 2:34 PM - Deleted
stop
March 11, 2015 2:36 PM - pepper
Randi asked for that.
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March 11, 2015 2:36 PM - Deleted
i did nothing of the sort.
March 11, 2015 2:37 PM - dibs
Did so
March 11, 2015 2:37 PM - Deleted
derp
March 11, 2015 2:38 PM - Deleted
zzzz
March 11, 2015 2:38 PM - sixyearsandcounting
Lol Randi, you couldn't see that one coming (lolzzz)???
March 11, 2015 2:39 PM - Deleted
forgive me for thinking that dibs might one day have an ounce of dignity and modesty.
March 11, 2015 2:41 PM - pepper
Are you new here? ;o)
March 11, 2015 2:41 PM - dibs
I bet X has more than an ounce saved up!!!!
March 11, 2015 2:43 PM - pepper
:o/
March 11, 2015 2:43 PM - Deleted
stop
March 11, 2015 2:44 PM - dibs
When you off to bean Town, dh????
March 11, 2015 2:46 PM - Deleted
friday after work. gotta pick up some wine
March 11, 2015 2:48 PM - dibs
You sure you can cross all those state lines with wine????
March 11, 2015 2:48 PM - dibs
LOL...I knda miss NY1
March 11, 2015 2:48 PM - Deleted
the internet tells me the average ejaculation is 5 mL
March 11, 2015 2:49 PM - dibs
iron Chef House sushi tonight
March 11, 2015 2:50 PM - dibs
nothing average about my men
March 11, 2015 2:51 PM - Deleted
with all the good sushi you can eat in this city why go there?
March 11, 2015 2:51 PM - Deleted
"You sure you can cross all those state lines with wine????"

i'll pour it into a water bottle.
Edited at March 11, 2015 2:51 PM
March 11, 2015 2:52 PM - Deleted
"nothing average about my men"

true, they are above average in steroid induced muscleness, bow leggedness and cross eyedness.
Edited at March 11, 2015 2:52 PM
March 11, 2015 2:53 PM - pepper
don't forget the hare lippedness.
March 11, 2015 2:53 PM - dibs
Their sushi is good. Besides, I'll be worn out to travel. And you have never been tere so STFU
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March 11, 2015 2:53 PM - rf
Randi, really, you must be suffering from amnesia.
March 11, 2015 2:55 PM - Deleted
LOL pepper!

RF- willful blindness.
March 11, 2015 2:55 PM - Deleted
"I'll be worn out to travel."

you probably will have trouble walking and sitting down too.
March 11, 2015 2:57 PM - Deleted
this, kids, is why you don't do lots of acid
March 11, 2015 2:57 PM - dibs
So it is OK for you to mention those sort of things but not for me????
March 11, 2015 3:03 PM - dibs
I'm happy just doing the first part of acid
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March 11, 2015 3:05 PM - Deleted
wait, is DH calling me an acid casualty? and is dibs making an ass pun using the word acid?
March 11, 2015 3:15 PM - Partridge
Sorry, but it's the pot, boyz.
March 11, 2015 3:15 PM - pepper
Yes and yes.
Edited at March 11, 2015 3:15 PM
March 11, 2015 3:16 PM - Deleted
wut were we talking about?


March 11, 2015 3:16 PM - Deleted
where am i?
March 11, 2015 3:24 PM - dibs
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

Laaaaaaaa La La La La La La La La La
March 11, 2015 3:34 PM - pepper
Huh? I'm confused.
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March 11, 2015 3:36 PM - Deleted
stoner
March 11, 2015 3:38 PM - Deleted
I just went for a meeting at a prospective customer in the vicinity of Grand Ave and Fulton St. in CH (right around the corner from Mr. B.) Holy crap that area is booming! So many renovations and new developments going on.

Montrose would like the property I looked at: an old 4-story walk-up that was converted to condos.

I am also starting to realize that there is a certain developer featured over there >>>>>> who leaves a wake of dis-satisfied customers (which is never mentioned there >>>>>>)
March 11, 2015 3:45 PM - dibs
Benson, Borsalino to file for Chapter 11 but likely continue making hats. Fraud by owners

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March 11, 2015 3:46 PM - Deleted
ROWER- do you use this 3D shit for your listings?

https://www.halstead.com/sale/ny/brooklyn/park-slope/438-12th-street/condo/11886322#

pretty cool, i wonder if it is expensive to make?
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March 11, 2015 3:47 PM - More4Less
Maybe panda should expand real estate holdings to europe - if it goes sub-1.00 fx
March 11, 2015 3:49 PM - Deleted
benson - that's mr. b's block (if you're talking north of fulton) - also my stomping grounds - if you get the gig and are ever around holla and i'll make you a manhattan
March 11, 2015 3:50 PM - dibs
Wait for Greece to leave the EU. A few of us bought in Bangkok in '97 when the Baht devalued by 100%

March 11, 2015 4:01 PM - Deleted
DH- over there >>>>>>> why are those dudes advocating tearing down the gowanus expressway????
March 11, 2015 4:01 PM - Deleted
i think i know the bldg you're talking about - i don't want to pry any further lest i dox your gig
March 11, 2015 4:02 PM - Deleted
"DH- over there >>>>>>> why are those dudes advocating tearing down the gowanus expressway????"

same reason i guess people in carroll gardens want to cover the BQE? to increase their property values?
March 11, 2015 4:12 PM - Deleted
i am not sure why but what posted this link for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo


he is weird. HI WHAT! i love that song! reminds me of 9th grade!
March 11, 2015 4:15 PM - RowerChick
A co-worker of mine decided to take the 5 train last night. He almost always take the B/Q but last night he had the misfortune to take the 5. Right outside of his car was where the fight took place. He heard somebody say "he's got a gun" and then heard a shot. The whole car collectively got down on the floor asap.
He said he'd never been so scared in all his life.
I think he's gonna stick to the B/Q line for a long time.

March 11, 2015 4:17 PM - Deleted
that's nuts RC - i read about the incident on Gothamist
March 11, 2015 4:19 PM - Deleted
ok i know the bldg! cool one - i'll go back and delte that comment now.
March 11, 2015 4:19 PM - Deleted
derpleted
March 11, 2015 4:19 PM - pepper
Wow, I left work later than usual last night, and just missed all the 4/5 delays, etc. Crazy stuff.
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March 11, 2015 4:26 PM - Deleted
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March 11, 2015 4:27 PM - DeLepp
This looks like a wake many of us would like to attend:
March 11, 2015 4:29 PM - Deleted
Iran's Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif pwns GOP dumbass letter:

"In his scathing reply, Zarif challenged the lawmakers' analysis, dismissing the letter as a "propaganda ploy with no legal value."

“I wish to enlighten the authors that if the next administration revokes any agreement with ‘the stroke of a pen,’ as they boast, it will have simply committed a blatant violation of international law,” Zarif said, according to Iran's Fars News Agency.

“I should bring one important point to the attention of the authors and that is, the world is not the United States," he added. "The conduct of inter-state relations is governed by international law, and not by U.S. domestic law."

The authors may not fully understand that in international law, governments represent the entirety of their respective states, are responsible for the conduct of foreign affairs, are required to fulfill the obligations they undertake with other states and may not invoke their internal law as justification for failure to perform their international obligations."


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March 11, 2015 4:32 PM - Deleted
yikes

http://gothamist.com/2015/03/11/brooklyn_teen_brawl.php
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March 11, 2015 4:33 PM - petebklyn
a nice afternoon kayaking....couple of dolphins swimming a few yards from me.
About 6 or 8 GOP senators didn't participate in that moronic misdeed. And seems Rand Paul is biggest hypocrite because 2 months ago he was speaking all for talks and chastising others for their hawkish views. Obvious he is now pandering to the Fox News demographic
March 11, 2015 4:36 PM - DeLepp
Ghastly.
March 11, 2015 4:45 PM - Deleted
"Ghastly"

You can say that again.
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March 11, 2015 4:46 PM - Deleted
wow i hope brandi goes to school with kids like that
March 11, 2015 4:49 PM - More4Less
Quinpiac (however it is spelled) poll said recently that fox news is most trusted. CNN in 2nd place
March 11, 2015 4:50 PM - Deleted
"Quinpiac (however it is spelled) poll said recently that fox news is most trusted. CNN in 2nd place"

**poll was conducted via rotary phone, of landline telephones at 4pm**
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March 11, 2015 4:52 PM - More4Less
Old peeps' opinion counts
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March 11, 2015 4:54 PM - Deleted
derp
March 11, 2015 4:57 PM - Deleted
Fox =/ MSNBC and CNN
March 11, 2015 5:05 PM - dibs
Animals
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March 11, 2015 5:08 PM - Deleted
seriously dibs - cut it out with the you and X sex play by play!
March 11, 2015 5:11 PM - dibs
Whatever you say, dh
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March 11, 2015 5:12 PM - Deleted
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March 11, 2015 5:19 PM - petebklyn
"Whatever you say, dh"
your WM and regular M like it when you say that.
March 11, 2015 5:19 PM - DeLepp
haha! We got rowan and martin here.
March 11, 2015 5:22 PM - Deleted
Lolll
March 11, 2015 5:25 PM - petebklyn
is the 90 days up yet?
6 Days Until The Bond Market Crash Begins
http://seekingalpha.com/article/2991096-6-days-until-the-bond-market-crash-begins?ifp=0
March 11, 2015 5:28 PM - Partridge
15th March was the date. The ides.
March 11, 2015 5:29 PM - More4Less
Pete, I don't want to bring up that topic so WHAT can feel comfortable returning here vs him thinking we be needling him on it
March 11, 2015 5:36 PM - dibs
WOW....block long line of people camped out for the opening of the Herald Square Chick-fil-A. NYers really are a stupid lot
March 11, 2015 5:38 PM - pepper
Prolly none of them is a Real Native New Yorker.
March 11, 2015 5:38 PM - DeLepp
probably tourists. Chick-fil-a is too right wing for NYC.
March 11, 2015 5:38 PM - DeLepp
jinx
March 11, 2015 5:38 PM - More4Less
You see the chic fil a walking around?
March 11, 2015 5:41 PM - More4Less
Chic fil a chicken product way better than McD, B King, Wendy,....

My only complaint is they don't franchise
March 11, 2015 5:42 PM - pepper
haha. jinx.
March 11, 2015 5:42 PM - petebklyn
I've heard of them but never been to one.
March 11, 2015 5:43 PM - pepper
I've never been to a chik fil a. Is it really that good?
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March 11, 2015 5:48 PM - pepper
I think this is why people are on line.

"And, in the grand Chick-fil-A tradition, it will give away gift cards to the first 100 customers, good for one sandwich a week for a year."
March 11, 2015 5:49 PM - DeLepp
I don't think I ever eat chicken out. Fine if roasting one at home with mashed potatoes.
March 11, 2015 5:49 PM - Deleted
chik fil a tastes pretty good. it's essentially a chicken cutlet made from real chicken (not reformed shit) - on an ordinary bun - with warm rubbery pickles and a little pickle brine on it
March 11, 2015 5:50 PM - dibs
If they are "on line" then yes, they are NYers
March 11, 2015 5:50 PM - dibs
Little pickle


LOLzzzzzzzz
March 11, 2015 5:50 PM - Deleted
when i worked in soho sometimes my buddies and i would go to the NYU food court and get some- but that was before i was aware of their politics - so i won't be spending any money there
March 11, 2015 5:51 PM - Deleted
what if they're in a queue?
March 11, 2015 5:52 PM - dibs
British or Asian
March 11, 2015 5:52 PM - pepper
closed on Sundays
March 11, 2015 5:53 PM - Deleted
What are their politics?
March 11, 2015 5:55 PM - Deleted
anti gay
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March 11, 2015 6:30 PM - petebklyn
I think we are going to Bonefish grill tonight. another chain.
What is their politics with a name like that?
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March 11, 2015 6:35 PM - DeLepp
sounds like a derivative of rice queen.
Edited at March 11, 2015 6:35 PM
March 11, 2015 6:38 PM - Deleted
What about this tree with this weird long hanging seed pod thingy?
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March 11, 2015 6:46 PM - Partridge
rental trees don't count
March 11, 2015 6:49 PM - Deleted
Please educate me
March 11, 2015 6:50 PM - Deleted
I don't like being uninformed.
March 11, 2015 7:26 PM - petebklyn
i can't see from your little photo. maybe catalpa tree
March 11, 2015 7:27 PM - petebklyn
pepper getting some ritzy neighbors:
http://therealdeal.com/blog/2015/03/11/flanks-the-boerum-breaks-neighborhood-record/
March 11, 2015 8:18 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
GE

Some loser emailed me, and asked for my real name. Should I tell him?! ; )
March 11, 2015 8:31 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I was thinking catalpa, too.

Delays on 6 and F...and g*d only knows what else this evening.
March 11, 2015 8:34 PM - dibs
Uhhhhhhhhh, so tired.
March 11, 2015 8:35 PM - dibs
Many revelations at dinner too.

Signing off for the night
March 11, 2015 8:35 PM - dibs
Not a catalpa. i had one
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March 11, 2015 8:37 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Oh? Revelations...tell us tomorrow!

GN, DIBS.
March 11, 2015 8:53 PM - pepper
Do you know their real name?
March 11, 2015 8:57 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Yes. It's randi. I hope I don't live to regret telling him!
March 11, 2015 8:59 PM - pepper
I figured. I think it will be ok.
March 11, 2015 8:59 PM - pepper
I ran into a penguin roaming the streets of Cobble Hill on my way home.
March 11, 2015 9:05 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Ah, I got a few texts from him today at work. How is our fine feathered friend?
March 11, 2015 9:07 PM - rf
Ticket purchased to Israel. I still can't believe how much cheaper it is going via Boston--half price!
March 11, 2015 9:07 PM - pepper
Yes, he told me. He is good. Like all of us, he is feeling liberated by the warmer weather.
March 11, 2015 9:15 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Very exciting, rf! Interesting to know about the lower price from Boston.

Yes, g*d, yes...this weather is great. How long will it last?
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March 11, 2015 11:17 PM - sixyearsandcounting
At Abu Dhabi airport. Flight to Kuwait for a conference.