Spidey Thursday
June 19, 2014 7:03 AM - RowerChick
GM from the Brooklyn Heights Synagogue.

268 comments
June 19, 2014 7:08 AM - RowerChick
I have no idea of the significance, if any.
#1
June 19, 2014 7:25 AM - dibs
No OT cover pic????


Tsk tsk
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#2
June 19, 2014 7:27 AM - dibs
LOL…American Apparel finally ousting its CEO after countless allegations of sexual harassment, etc
#3
June 19, 2014 7:30 AM - sixyearsandcounting
Garfield Farm Market on 7th Avenue in PS is closing - landlord jacked up the rent.
#4
June 19, 2014 7:32 AM - Deleted
Gm. Brandi sick again. Second time after we saw certain friends with certain children than she caught something. Lame.
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:32 AM
#5
June 19, 2014 7:33 AM - RowerChick
Oh, dibs,

I was sleepy. Don't I get points for the Hebrew kiddie shoe?
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:32 AM
#6
June 19, 2014 7:47 AM - Deleted
I have a feeling we will be hearing more about this story, seems like the kid who did the stabbing had been bullied and robbed by the victim. Are there any stand your ground laws in NYC?

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/06/19/nyregion/boy-14-is-stabbed-to-death-by-schoolmate-in-bronx-police-say.html
#7
June 19, 2014 7:47 AM - dibs
You need to edit your original post and move one of the pictures up. this is very shoddy and totally unacceptable for an OT header.
#8
June 19, 2014 7:48 AM - dibs
Shows that there are different levels of bullying and responses, Bronx apparently being the worst.
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:48 AM
#9
June 19, 2014 7:49 AM - dibs
They just found some new Auschwitz guard somewhere near Philly here.
#10
June 19, 2014 7:55 AM - sixyearsandcounting
Interesting concept, the reverse bucket list of things you'd never do:

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/your-reverse-bucket-list/

ATTN BENSON: #10. Go on a cruise. Unless it is a river cruise in Europe — preferably a barge rented with a group of friends — or a smallish boat sailing up and down the Adriatic. I do not want to be trapped on a floating hotel with other people who are cheerful, gregarious, and won’t leave me alone.
#11
June 19, 2014 7:55 AM - dibs
Here's a good, common sense analysis of General Mills (GIS) as a strong dividend payor. i own it and want to buy more. The history of consistency raising the dividend is the primary reason this stock returns so much to shreholders in both dividends and share performance

http://seekingalpha.com/article/2276663-general-mills-buy-zone-entry-point-and-valuation-analysis?isDirectRoadblock=false&app=1&uprof=44

"GIS has a nice dividend yield of 3.0% and it has delivered shareholders a 133% total return over the past 5 years.

The company has increased its dividend at a compound annual rate of 11.7% and 10.3% over the past 5-year and 10-year periods, respectively. In addition, GIS has raised its quarterly dividend 6 times in the past 20 quarters "
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:55 AM
#12
June 19, 2014 7:55 AM - BoerumHillScott
American Apparel CEO seems like a total slime, although none of the more serious charges in the past have stuck.
#13
June 19, 2014 7:56 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
GM

Dubai airports certainly getting much press. NYT and New Yorker have articles this week.
#14
June 19, 2014 7:56 AM - dibs
I have always wanted to do a river cruise in Europe with friends. On a small boat, not with a lot of "other" people, especially Americans.
#15
June 19, 2014 7:57 AM - dibs
Cobble, put on a dress for work today.
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:57 AM
#16
June 19, 2014 7:59 AM - BoerumHillScott
A number of people in my family, including my mom, stepdad, and grandparents, did a river cruise in Europe a while back. They made up around a third of the passengers, and had a great time.
#17
June 19, 2014 8:02 AM - dibs
Here's why certain people should never consider buying a multi family house or, should at least be informed enough about the potential problems to get a good Brooklyn based real estate attorney….

"Hi: I am hoping the brownstoner community can help me again.

I have a very nasty tenant I inherited when I bought a house last winter. When we signed the contract for the house, I told all the tenants that we would be converting the house to a single family. (it is now a 2 family over a storefront). I gave everyone a rent reduction and 6 months to make plans (there were no leases). Everyone left except for the tenant in the storefront.

Long story short, despite numerous promises she never left. Ontop of that, she called the building department, to complain of dust and cracks in her ceiling. The DOB has now issued a stop work order until I provide some protection for the tenant from falling debris. Of course she is refusing entry so I can’t “protect” her. On top of it all, she hasn’t paid any rent for 3 months and is now more than 2 months beyond the agreed time of departure which I have in writing.

To make matters worse, my family was intending to use the bathroom that is in the space she occupies as there is no other facilities during the renovation. As of July 1 we will be without a home and since she is still occupying the only bathroom in the house, we can not live there.

I hired an attorney and have a court date this Monday but he is almost useless. He does not answer our questions. I want to fire him but with so little time before our court date, I have to stick with him until the first hearing.

I have a few questions:
Since she is living in a storefront, is there anyway to get a quicker eviction since she is technically not supposed to live there?

If DOB says I have to provide tenant protection but she refuses my contractor to enter her space, is there any mechanism to force her to provide the protection that is required?

Anyone try to evict a tenant that was occupying a space that was meant to be owner occupied. In my conversations with her, she has boasted about the courts being so pro-tenant that she could stay for months. She is kind of a professional tenant and understands how to game the system. Any advice on how to get the courts to see that she is essentially forcing my family (I have two young kids) out of the house we own while she gets to live there rent free for several months. We are running out of money so paying a mortgage, attorney, renovation, and another place to live is financially destroying us. I have offered her money to leave but apparently it is too little.

I know she has no legal rights to stay (it is not rent controlled etc). But I need to get her out by the end of the month. I am afraid the courts will be inclined to let her live for free at my house for several months and we will be the ones forced to look for housing. Any advice would be appreciated. We are pretty desperate."


Edited at June 19, 2014 8:19 AM
#18
June 19, 2014 8:03 AM - dibs
Scott….the food is supposed to be great. I only know of Viking Cruises who do them but i suspect they tend to be larger groups. There are probably many smaller operators who can provide a great experience.
#19
June 19, 2014 8:08 AM - sixyearsandcounting
Cobble, it's because Dubai has surpassed Heathrow as the world's busiest international travel hub. Was #45 only a decade ago. Of course almost every flight out of Dubai is international, as there are just a few flights within the UAE per week.
Edited at June 19, 2014 8:08 AM
#20
June 19, 2014 8:12 AM - sixyearsandcounting
That's a pretty savvy tenant...how many tenants manage to take over the only bathroom on the premises?!
#21
June 19, 2014 8:14 AM - dibs
it's a Forum post over there>>>>

i suspect they had an incompetent attorney when they bought the place. But that's no excuse for a lack of common sense.
Edited at June 19, 2014 8:15 AM
#22
June 19, 2014 8:27 AM - RowerChick
happy pappy?
Edited at June 19, 2014 8:27 AM
#23
June 19, 2014 8:31 AM - BoerumHillScott
How's this for the most stupid app ever created:
Yo lets you send the word "Yo" to recipients.
That's all it can do.

They've gotten $1 million in funding.

http://www.geek.com/mobile/messaging-app-that-only-lets-you-send-the-word-yo-gets-1-million-funding-1597167/
#24
June 19, 2014 8:33 AM - dibs
Why do you need an app? Just text "Yo"
#25
June 19, 2014 8:33 AM - DeadCatBounce
Very tragic story about the teen stabbing.
Agree this might become a continuing saga.
#26
June 19, 2014 8:37 AM - sixyearsandcounting
LOL scott!
#27
June 19, 2014 8:37 AM - Deleted
Wow dibs, that owner is getting pwnd. And if what he/she is saying is true, that tenant in the storefront sounds like a real lowlife pos.
#28
June 19, 2014 8:40 AM - BoerumHillScott
Yo
#29
June 19, 2014 8:40 AM - Partridge
RC, good work. I wasn't gonna post until it was fixed. ;)

Good morning!
Edited at June 19, 2014 8:40 AM
#30
June 19, 2014 8:40 AM - Deleted
What if that owner took the family to the grandparents house for a few weeks and had the power, gas and electric shut off in the building? The tenant might not last that long.
#31
June 19, 2014 8:44 AM - dibs
Why don't you go over there and suggest that, randi

Moron 1
Edited at June 19, 2014 8:46 AM
#32
June 19, 2014 8:47 AM - Deleted
Fight fire with fire. The person has no lease and no legal right to be there.
#33
June 19, 2014 8:48 AM - dibs
It's clear that you too know nothing about tenants rights, whether they have a lease or not. This should bode well for you if you buy a two family.
#34
June 19, 2014 8:50 AM - Deleted
I'm not buying one with a storefront or tenants in place.

Anyway, someone squating in a storefront is not the same thing as someone in a real apt without lease, is it?
#35
June 19, 2014 8:51 AM - Deleted
How fast did the dob kick people out of those Bushwick lofts?
#36
June 19, 2014 9:01 AM - Partridge
By accepting rent from the tenant, they made an agreement. Owner is screwed.
#37
June 19, 2014 9:03 AM - dibs
part, it is unclear whether or not she ever paid him, the new owner, any rent. If she paid just one month and can prove it, she's smarter than he thinks.
#38
June 19, 2014 9:07 AM - dibs
Hackers penetrated a hedge fund and rerouted their high speed trading offshore, costing them millions. BAE Sytems discovered this for the fund but won't name the fund.
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:07 AM
#39
June 19, 2014 9:08 AM - dibs
That still doesn't answer whether or not she paid any. His letter giving them a rent reduction could be construed as a de facto lease.
#40
June 19, 2014 9:09 AM - Partridge
" I gave everyone a rent reduction and 6 months to make plans "

"she hasn’t paid any rent for 3 months and is now more than 2 months beyond the agreed time of departure which I have in writing."

I think the owner is stuck,

#41
June 19, 2014 9:09 AM - Deleted
it makes no sense that a tenant can illegally occupy a space not intended for living and basically hold the owner hostage. dafuq?!
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:09 AM
#42
June 19, 2014 9:11 AM - Deleted
dibs, does arkady always follow you around the brownstoner forum?
#43
June 19, 2014 9:12 AM - BoerumHillScott
It will get sorted out eventually, but these things move very slowly in NYC.
#44
June 19, 2014 9:12 AM - dibs
Liberal Brooklyn housing court judges. Most things that liberals believe in make no economic sense.
#45
June 19, 2014 9:12 AM - dibs
Yup, VERY slowly. Sounds like they are screwed and out of money which could be devastating
#46
June 19, 2014 9:13 AM - Partridge
"Will deliver vacant" are great words in RE ads.
#47
June 19, 2014 9:15 AM - Deleted
LOL, DIBS that landlord post... You know brooklyn has gone full on breadknot soft when a landlord writes a long ass boring post to a gentrification website instead of getting their deadbeat tenant out on there own without having to whine on an internet blog. Might as well just make it a regular column called When Flyover State Pussies Buy Brooklyn Property.

There is no need to bother addressing my comment, thanks!

#48
June 19, 2014 9:16 AM - Deleted
i think it makes no rational sense, economics or otherwise.

yesterday's HOTD is exactly what we are looking for. there is a new dual language japanese english (charter?) school opening in greenpoint soon.

http://www.halstead.com/sale/ny/brooklyn/greenpoint/diamond-street/townhouse/10237526
#49
June 19, 2014 9:20 AM - DeLepp
Yesterday's HOTD was nice. Some bitching about the vinyl siding but inside seems well done and there is room for twins to be added to family.
#50
June 19, 2014 9:24 AM - dibs
Yes, interior is very nice.
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:24 AM
#51
June 19, 2014 9:26 AM - dibs
Interesting dynamics with crude prices falling despite the problems in Iraq. What happened is, with that Iraqi refinery out of commission, the oil has nowhere else to go but onto the world market!!!

Unintended consquences. LOL
#52
June 19, 2014 9:39 AM - Deleted
Less curb appeal = cheaper?

Fine by me. Plus if you look at the street view every house on the block looks like this.
#53
June 19, 2014 9:41 AM - Deleted
Rob's grammar is sucky in the morning.

"Breadknot soft"

I love soft pretzels!
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:41 AM
#54
June 19, 2014 9:51 AM - DeLepp
It is such a tight market not sure how much the vinyl siding comes in to play. If it was crappy inside it would lead to reduced price but since reno seems well done unlikely.
#55
June 19, 2014 9:53 AM - rezmo
Hey all. Long time no chat. How is everything?
#56
June 19, 2014 9:54 AM - dibs
Hi rez. How's things going with the wall in the yard?
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:54 AM
#57
June 19, 2014 9:54 AM - Deleted
Hey Rez! My kid is sick, stuck home with her today. She's not happy.
#58
June 19, 2014 9:57 AM - Deleted
Ac repair guys can't figure out that apt 3a is on the third floor?!
#59
June 19, 2014 9:58 AM - rezmo
Bummer Randi. Ive been stuck upstairs in the apt for the past few weeks as my office in the basement is kind of unusable with the backyard construction going on. Yes...thats right....backyard construction! Hopefully only a few more weeks out from having this all done and behind me!
#60
June 19, 2014 9:59 AM - rezmo
Walls are just about done. I'll post a picture. Moving soon onto drainage and foundation waterproofing. Then pavers, deck, and window to door conversion and fencing. Coming together.

Need to solicit some help on how to handle lighting from you guys though.
#61
June 19, 2014 10:00 AM - Deleted
Behind me

LOLzzz
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:00 AM
#62
June 19, 2014 10:01 AM - Deleted
So you found a more reasonable price Rez or asked the wife for more allowance :) ???
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:01 AM
#63
June 19, 2014 10:03 AM - sixyearsandcounting
lol from a friend who works in the embassy in Yemen...this is from the "Yemen Today" TV channel...probably in English to ensure as few people as possible understand it:
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:03 AM
#64
June 19, 2014 10:05 AM - rezmo
we used a contractor on the cheaper end. Under 6 figures, still pricey for sure, but what was I going to do - it costs what it costs. Here's what we're looking like so far (through a screened window, so not the best photo).
#65
June 19, 2014 10:06 AM - Deleted
Nothing gramatically incorrect about breadknot soft. It's a description of state, Randi. Why don't you go wrap yourself in some saran wrap, tuck your dick in, print out a glossy label and stick it on your head!


#66
June 19, 2014 10:07 AM - Deleted
Looks like a big project. Did they discover anything buried back there?
#67
June 19, 2014 10:08 AM - rezmo
pulled up a couple of old bottles, nothing remarkable. There may have been come cool stuff that I didnt notice them plowing through.
#68
June 19, 2014 10:13 AM - sixyearsandcounting
THIS ARTICLE WAS MADE FOR THE OT. Something for everyone - engineers, scientists, lovers of China and Chinese, sexual references, etc. NSFW of course:

http://deadstate.org/chinese-hospitals-roll-out-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor/
#69
June 19, 2014 10:18 AM - Deleted
I meant this

getting their deadbeat tenant out on there own


But thanks for the advice rob, I'm gonna go get some Saran wrap
#70
June 19, 2014 10:23 AM - Deleted
No one should not do that

Six- lol.
#71
June 19, 2014 10:23 AM - Deleted
Reynolds wrap might work too
#72
June 19, 2014 10:24 AM - dibs
Just get generic plastic wrap. No need to spend the extra $$$ on Saran brand.
#73
June 19, 2014 10:24 AM - Deleted
Thanks! Randi saying no one should do that is exactly WHY one should do that.
#74
June 19, 2014 10:25 AM - Deleted
Saran Wrap: AKA Frugal Lesbian STD Protection
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:25 AM
#75
June 19, 2014 10:26 AM - Deleted
Saran Wrap is one of the few commodities in life where getting the off-brand is awful. Actually I have never not in my life once used any kind of saran wrap without total frustration.

#76
June 19, 2014 10:26 AM - dibs
rob, I would not mention any fascination with B list celebs, or any celebs for that matter, in a cover letter. No hotel is going to hire a potential stalker.
#77
June 19, 2014 10:28 AM - Deleted
I hope the sun comes out, beach day! Also, in 6 years living in Park Slope I never knew where there was a post office. Apparently there is one on 7th avenue and 2nd street?
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:28 AM
#78
June 19, 2014 10:29 AM - Deleted
Yes rob, a paper pusher like yourself knows more about how to get somewhere than I would. Derp.

Edited at June 19, 2014 10:29 AM
#79
June 19, 2014 10:29 AM - Deleted
DIBS, erase your last comment please I have no clue what you are talking about. I mentioned that here and regretted it afterwards thanks.

#80
June 19, 2014 10:30 AM - Deleted
Bite me randi. If I was straight i'd have a money making intelligent token asian wife as well. Stop giving yourself so much credit.

#81
June 19, 2014 10:36 AM - Deleted
And Randi's last comment is why I consider this place a shit farm.
#82
June 19, 2014 10:38 AM - dibs
Chill, rob. Forget it. The post means absolutely nothing.
#83
June 19, 2014 10:40 AM - Deleted
Should have been nicer to me in this shit farm, rob.
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:40 AM
#84
June 19, 2014 10:49 AM - Deleted
Derp
#85
June 19, 2014 10:50 AM - MontroseMorris
GM

Yes, rob. Mention Paris, not the beautiful city, and your letter will be the first one in the circular file. Google is your friend. There are plenty of sites that will tell you how to write a cover letter. Any advice we give you will be tossed out by you anyway. Just like this will.
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:50 AM
#86
June 19, 2014 11:01 AM - BoerumHillScott
As much as I like scantily clad women, the AA ads are creepy.
#87
June 19, 2014 11:04 AM - Deleted
The AA ads were hot at one point but now just trashy.
#88
June 19, 2014 11:06 AM - BoerumHillScott
First image on their home page:

Edited at June 19, 2014 11:06 AM
#89
June 19, 2014 11:10 AM - Deleted
No, you just got old. They've always been trashy. Also really ridiculous telling someone what to write in a cover letter, when the point of a cover letter is to show what you have to offer and where your head is at. It's irrelevant anyway, I asked the subject to be dropped but of course the little turd diggers (randi and MM) had to drag it out in the open after I deleted my original post. Grow the fuck up you catty bitches.

Edited at June 19, 2014 11:10 AM
#90
June 19, 2014 11:12 AM - Deleted
Please don't tell me what I think.
#91
June 19, 2014 11:12 AM - pepper
Hopefully Dov Charney's departure will also end AA's hideous ads. They really bug me...
#92
June 19, 2014 11:13 AM - Deleted
"Grow the fuck up you catty bitches."

Lol this might be the funniest thing you have ever said.
#93
June 19, 2014 11:14 AM - Deleted
Well, it did feel good lol.

#94
June 19, 2014 11:14 AM - Deleted
Rob you are ruining this thread. Please stop.
#95
June 19, 2014 11:14 AM - DeLepp
Is that an outfit one would pay money to buy?
#96
June 19, 2014 11:16 AM - BoerumHillScott
I don't think I would look good in it.
Edited at June 19, 2014 11:16 AM
#97
June 19, 2014 11:16 AM - pepper
You use the term "outfit" rather loosely...
#98
June 19, 2014 11:20 AM - Deleted
I'd say she's hot.
Edited at June 19, 2014 11:20 AM
#99
June 19, 2014 11:22 AM - BoerumHillScott
I don't dispute the "hot" description, but having this and similar images as the primary face of a supposedly mainstream clothing company that also sells men's and children's clothing is kind of creepy.
Edited at June 19, 2014 11:22 AM
June 19, 2014 11:24 AM - dibs
OK…I'll say it….Creepy like a pedophile, which that site probably gets a lot of looking at it
June 19, 2014 11:25 AM - Deleted
They do not sell "men's" clothes.

June 19, 2014 11:26 AM - BoerumHillScott
Most of their models/photo shoots certainly have a "barely legal" feel to them.
June 19, 2014 11:27 AM - Deleted
Oh maybe they do
June 19, 2014 11:28 AM - MontroseMorris
Rob, you asked, we answered. The fact that you deleted it later is irrelevant. Perhaps if you thought first, and deleted before you said things you'd regret, then you wouldn't be in this position.

I hope you do realize your potty mouth and name calling has no effect on me or Randi. You, however, come out looking like the unpleasant little nasty individual you generally are, there for everyone, including your cheering section, to see. Are you 12? Grow up.
June 19, 2014 11:28 AM - BoerumHillScott
I don't think dave would go for their male models

http://store.americanapparel.net/men_cat33156
June 19, 2014 11:28 AM - pepper
My eyes! My eyes!
June 19, 2014 11:29 AM - Deleted
LOL

June 19, 2014 11:33 AM - Deleted
MM, go and find something fun to do. Seriously. You're like cornflakes without the frosting. "potty mouth" :/ I can't even comment on this site without the moral brigade (pretty much you) and the resident pubic louse, Randi getting all up in my shit.

Edited at June 19, 2014 11:33 AM
June 19, 2014 11:35 AM - dibs
"the resident pubic louse, Randi"

I thought randi was the Village Idiot?????
Edited at June 19, 2014 11:36 AM
June 19, 2014 12:18 PM - MontroseMorris
Yes, potty mouth. Only a child with a potty mouth calls someone a "turd digger." Very adult and sophisticated. If that makes me the "moral brigade," then so be it.
Edited at June 19, 2014 12:18 PM
June 19, 2014 12:20 PM - Deleted
I may be some things but I'm not a parasite.
June 19, 2014 12:20 PM - dibs
MM, you turd digger. I was going for a 45 minute TKOTD and you ruined it.
June 19, 2014 12:23 PM - Deleted
I prefer the phrase turd fondler.
June 19, 2014 12:29 PM - MontroseMorris
I live to ruin, you capitalist tool!
June 19, 2014 12:33 PM - rf
Is everyone getting ready for the Brooklyn Technical High School graduation at 3 p.m. in the Barclay Center?
Edited at June 19, 2014 12:33 PM
June 19, 2014 12:34 PM - Deleted
Without Capitalism, you wouldn't have a place to park your high horse.
Edited at June 19, 2014 12:34 PM
June 19, 2014 12:34 PM - Slope4Eva
Yay, congratulations RF Jr., and, RF!!!
June 19, 2014 12:36 PM - rf
Thanks, Eva. Actually, Rob, I am more concerned with finding a place to park the car than with parking my high horse.
June 19, 2014 12:37 PM - dibs
She doesn't need a place to park it. She never gets off it.
June 19, 2014 12:37 PM - Deleted
Gah. Thanks for that heads up RF. I better get going to the beach now so I can avoid the barclays nightmare (have to transfer to the Q there). Do our tax dollars go toward graduations at Barclay's? Ridiculous. Just have the graduation at the school on alternating days or something (like a-k, etc), not some posh venue for a public high school graduation. Ridiculous use of tax payer monies. Congrats on your daughters graduation though, Rf, you raised a good one! (well we all did.. through our taxes :/ )
June 19, 2014 12:39 PM - DeLepp
I would be afraid of what the OT could raise besides glasses.
June 19, 2014 12:41 PM - dibs
How's the hiring process going, DeLepp?????
June 19, 2014 12:41 PM - DeLepp
rf, have fun at graduation. You can ponder the hot doctor now that empty nest is pending.
June 19, 2014 12:41 PM - Slope4Eva
I think Hell has been raised a few times.
June 19, 2014 12:42 PM - MontroseMorris
Do not address me, or my comments, Rob.

If you can do it, so can I.
June 19, 2014 12:43 PM - MontroseMorris
Congratulations, RF and RF junior. Enjoy and take lots of pictures!
June 19, 2014 12:43 PM - DeLepp
Hilarity so far. I haven't spoken to anyone yet but new boss has and they all have demands about their hours. They are supposed to coincide with ours. I guess they think I'm willing to pass along my knowledge at 3AM.
Edited at June 19, 2014 12:43 PM
June 19, 2014 12:47 PM - rf
Rob, there's a graduation fee that covers the cost of Barclay. One year they did a split graduation in the auditorium but the next year (last year) Barclay had opened and they did it there. I paid for the cap and gown and everything else associated with graduation so you don't have to worry about your tax dollars spent on such luxurious digs for the 3-hour ceremony. Since the Brooklyn Tech auditorium is not air conditioned, I am sure it would cost more in 911 calls for family members who fainted from the heat than for renting Barclay.
June 19, 2014 12:50 PM - dibs
Well, it's not like you wouldn't be able to find some who would work US hours among the population of 1.3 Billion
June 19, 2014 12:52 PM - DeadCatBounce
Congrats to you and your daughter, rf.

June 19, 2014 12:54 PM - Deleted
LMFAO, Dave
June 19, 2014 12:57 PM - DeLepp
Caste system is alive and well in Pune. Boss was shocked at how one candidate referred to the others. I got a large handbook a couple of years ago detailing the indian work culture, hilarious reading.
June 19, 2014 12:58 PM - dibs
I sold my COH call this morning as it was clear the stock wasn't going to go up. Now that it is down almost 10% on the lower guidance but commitment to maintain the dividend, I'm looking to buy some for my IRA. 3.8% yield
Edited at June 19, 2014 12:58 PM
June 19, 2014 1:00 PM - dibs
Does the office have "chai boys"????
June 19, 2014 1:04 PM - dibs
There are 35 guys under 50 from Pune with profiles on Silverdaddies.

[I was also cruising the Indian Apparel site]
Edited at June 19, 2014 1:11 PM
June 19, 2014 1:29 PM - dibs
It was a pretty sari site.
June 19, 2014 1:46 PM - Deleted
Rob accusing anyone of being on a high horse is just absurd. No one around here spends more time preaching and proclaiming others' inferiority than he does. Dibs is a close 2nd.

Anyway, I'm making a gratin. Actually it's more of a scalloped potato sort of dish.
June 19, 2014 1:48 PM - dibs
Asshole 3
June 19, 2014 1:50 PM - Deleted
I'm just telling the truth. I have no problem with it, until people start accusing others of doing exactly what they do all the fucking time. Let's at least be honest with each other.
Edited at June 19, 2014 1:50 PM
June 19, 2014 1:52 PM - Deleted
keep it real.
June 19, 2014 1:53 PM - dibs
Is that nutmeg on the top??? Did you use a vintage nutmeg grater?
June 19, 2014 1:53 PM - dibs
Where you been all day, dh???? out at the reception desk?????
June 19, 2014 1:56 PM - pepper
What did you cover with the cheese?
June 19, 2014 2:04 PM - Deleted
1/2c heavy cream, 2lbs potatoes, 1/2 large onion. simmer the cream with nutmeg (no antique grinder, sorry dibs) bay leaf, garlic and rosemary, strain it, pour over the potatoes and onions (1/8" slices if you use a mandoline) in a bowl, salt pepper, then layer with shaved gruyere in a buttered dish. pour remaining cream into dish, sprinkle top w grated cheese and a little paprika for color, bake covered 400 for 40 minutes.
June 19, 2014 2:07 PM - Deleted
gotta issue financials by tomorrow - busy busy
June 19, 2014 2:14 PM - Deleted
COTD over there >>>>> is a fucking joke, listed at $4.4mm when you can get this for LESS

http://www.elliman.com/new-york-city/the-gretsch-building-60-broadway-ph12-brooklyn-khyuxey
June 19, 2014 2:19 PM - Deleted
that unit sold already - bet it would sell for more onw
Edited at June 19, 2014 2:19 PM
June 19, 2014 2:25 PM - BoerumHillScott
Is Dumbo still cooler than Williamsburg?
I can't keep up.
June 19, 2014 2:26 PM - Deleted
never was - but now i think they're about even as far as yuppie lameness goes.
June 19, 2014 2:28 PM - dibs
"bushwick and ridgewood are cool."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
June 19, 2014 2:28 PM - Deleted
speaking of things that were never cool....
Edited at June 19, 2014 2:28 PM
June 19, 2014 2:30 PM - Deleted
dibs, do you think you will ever get too old to troll?
June 19, 2014 2:33 PM - dibs
Never to old to troll and PWN you.
Edited at June 19, 2014 2:33 PM
June 19, 2014 2:33 PM - Slope4Eva
So why are you subjecting us to it? You post alot of pics of this girl. Just sayin.
June 19, 2014 2:33 PM - Deleted
neither are cool. bushwick and ridgewood are considered "cool".
Edited at June 19, 2014 2:33 PM
June 19, 2014 2:33 PM - Deleted
my god. why?! i would rather look at american apparel ads for the rest of my life than see this.
June 19, 2014 2:35 PM - Deleted
fair enough eva.

dibs, go do something.
Edited at June 19, 2014 2:35 PM
June 19, 2014 2:36 PM - Slope4Eva
Thanks. How's Brandi feeling?
June 19, 2014 2:37 PM - BoerumHillScott
Here's a good one: a developer in Rhode Island "accidently" built a home on parkland owned by a private foundation, then tried to argue in the courts since it was an "honest" mistake, he should be allowed to keep the home on land he did not own.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/rhode-island/2014/06/17/court-house-built-park-must-removed/MxWNBm1R3GTZ3GSBOenr3O/story.html
June 19, 2014 2:38 PM - Deleted
she is ok, napping now.
Edited at June 19, 2014 2:38 PM
June 19, 2014 2:58 PM - DeadCatBounce
COH may have bottomed out.
I am looking at BBBY straddle ahead of earnings.
Lolzzz at straddle.
June 19, 2014 3:01 PM - Deleted
Derp
June 19, 2014 3:04 PM - dibs
bottomed

LOLzzzzz
June 19, 2014 3:09 PM - DeLepp
dibs, England vs. Uruguay at 3pm, Luis Suarez is cute.
June 19, 2014 3:13 PM - dibs
Yummmmmmmmmmm
June 19, 2014 3:13 PM - Deleted
He looks sort of dumb too. Dibs' type.
June 19, 2014 3:15 PM - dibs
Yes. You'd think I'd like you because of that but there's a fine line between dumb and moron
Edited at June 19, 2014 3:15 PM
June 19, 2014 3:17 PM - DeLepp
He's not going to suck his brain.
June 19, 2014 3:20 PM - Deleted
brains

lolzzz
June 19, 2014 3:20 PM - Deleted
dibs

"i love asians with birth defects!!"
June 19, 2014 3:21 PM - dibs
I never said that, dh.
June 19, 2014 3:26 PM - DeadCatBounce
not cool to mock people with birth defects.
June 19, 2014 3:29 PM - Deleted
sorry DCB - i forgot you were lurking
June 19, 2014 3:30 PM - DeLepp
Not easy being from a broken egg. Had to share all the time and I got stuck wearing brown.
June 19, 2014 3:45 PM - Deleted
Hair lip is a birth defect, so are crossed eyes.
Edited at June 19, 2014 3:45 PM
June 19, 2014 3:47 PM - Deleted
DCB - so stanktimonious.
June 19, 2014 4:17 PM - sixyearsandcounting
Is skanktimonious a word? It should be.
Edited at June 19, 2014 4:17 PM
June 19, 2014 4:18 PM - sixyearsandcounting
About to use the southbound platform at cortelyou for the first time in months.
June 19, 2014 4:26 PM - DeLepp
Any graffiti about gentrifiers?
Edited at June 19, 2014 4:26 PM
June 19, 2014 4:26 PM - DeadCatBounce
stanktimonious is not a word, but is an insult.
Once again I will take the high road.
June 19, 2014 5:13 PM - rf
Almost halfway through the 1401 names.
June 19, 2014 5:31 PM - DeLepp
Luis Suarez scored twice for Uruguay in the match which eliminated England from World Cup.
June 19, 2014 5:32 PM - DeLepp
rf, 15 seconds for each student?
June 19, 2014 5:52 PM - sixyearsandcounting
Skanktimonious is at least a creative insult...I guess it means being sanctimonious about one's skankiness, which only a few can do properly.
June 19, 2014 5:54 PM - rf
Continuous flow of students walk up, hear name,
shake hands with an assistant principal and walk off. They did them by major. There are video screens so everyone can see what is going on. Almost done with names.
June 19, 2014 5:54 PM - sixyearsandcounting
I had coffee with a former student who just returned from two and a half years in the Peace Corps. She's now off to one of the 'stans to teach English. She returned with a wealth of interesting and character-building experiences and a stomach parasite.
June 19, 2014 5:55 PM - rf
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Edited at June 19, 2014 5:55 PM
June 19, 2014 5:58 PM - Partridge
More pictures, better pictures than I had ever been before of our favorite Gingerbread house in Bay Ridge. In her full glory!

http://www.corcoran.com/nyc/Listings/Display/3289391
Edited at June 19, 2014 5:58 PM
June 19, 2014 5:58 PM - sixyearsandcounting
Congrats RF!
June 19, 2014 6:02 PM - dibs
Well, dh even fucked that up. He wrote "stanktimonious"

Sorry for my absence. I've been occupied with a great new masseur I found and within walking distance!
June 19, 2014 6:02 PM - dibs
WOW…how big is the class????
June 19, 2014 6:04 PM - rf
Done!
June 19, 2014 6:05 PM - pepper
I'm guessing 1401 students...
June 19, 2014 6:06 PM - Partridge
Tons of Techies!
June 19, 2014 6:07 PM - rf
1401 graduates in the class of 2014!
June 19, 2014 6:07 PM - sixyearsandcounting
Tech is one of the biggest high schools in the country.
June 19, 2014 6:09 PM - Deleted
High school students have majors?
June 19, 2014 6:17 PM - Deleted
The taxes on the gingerbread house seem about right - 28k a year. But high for Brooklyn?
June 19, 2014 6:24 PM - dibs
That house is just too much. I don't like the look of the asphalt tiles that replaces what originally must have been thatch. I could find a lot nicer places to my liking for $10MM.
June 19, 2014 6:46 PM - Partridge
How about this for me? Even looks like south side of the highway, DeLepp. Wondering if quarter million would make a dent in renovations.

http://www.corcoran.com/hamptons/Listings/Display/3218102#WebID=2661396
June 19, 2014 6:47 PM - sixyearsandcounting
Friend and fellow spy admits the Rosenbergs were guilty of espionage:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/nyregion/12spy.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&pagewanted=all&
Edited at June 19, 2014 6:47 PM
June 19, 2014 6:54 PM - Slope4Eva
Great pix of the Gingerbread house, Part. Nicer up close and inside than I imagined (not that I gave it too much thought).
June 19, 2014 6:56 PM - dibs
Lots of potential with that place on the highway.
June 19, 2014 7:00 PM - Deleted
Montauk place is neat looking.
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:00 PM
June 19, 2014 7:01 PM - Deleted
Japan has to win or they're out!
June 19, 2014 7:08 PM - dibs
Go Honda!!!!!!!!!
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:08 PM
June 19, 2014 7:13 PM - Deleted
Montauk highway can get some bad traffic in summer. Many use it as an alt for sunrise highway to get out east.
June 19, 2014 7:13 PM - Deleted
Although that's probably true of most roads
June 19, 2014 7:16 PM - Deleted
South fork is a nightmare in the summer, everywhere. But if you lived out there it wouldn't matter, it's the getting out there and back to the city that's the problem.

So anyone know who this samma104 person is posting over there >>>>>> ???? Very active on all the threads suddenly. Maybe wa new to BK broker?
June 19, 2014 7:21 PM - Deleted
Oh yeah. This place rules. U should all go there when you need somewhere to go on Sohell

http://www.theshipnyc.com/
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:21 PM
June 19, 2014 7:27 PM - dibs
What is GM?

Final Jeopardy
June 19, 2014 7:27 PM - dibs
Yes
June 19, 2014 7:39 PM - MontroseMorris
Gingerbread house roof was never thatch.
June 19, 2014 7:45 PM - MontroseMorris
Congratulations again, RF and RF junior. We had 32 people in my high school graduating class. I can't imagine 1401!
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:45 PM
June 19, 2014 7:50 PM - More4Less
HS graduations seems mega long time ago - boy am I old
Edited at June 19, 2014 7:50 PM
June 19, 2014 7:51 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Congrats again, rf! Hope you and J are out celebrating by now!
June 19, 2014 8:04 PM - DeLepp
LP, house has great potential.
June 19, 2014 8:09 PM - pepper
Yeah, I like the look of that house too!
June 19, 2014 8:11 PM - RowerChick
Part,

Vicki is quite pleased with that listing. For the most part she is the Rental Queen Bee, she has her entourage to do her bidding.

I went to a cocktail party/tequila tasting last night at this Vinegar Hill Gem:

http://www.corcoran.com/nyc/Listings/Display/3233927

Deborah is another Agent that has a team to do her biddings. She gets a lot of listings.
69 Gold was a great place to visit, but I don't if I'd want to live there. Definitely a niche listing.

June 19, 2014 8:23 PM - ilovestoops
I was going to post randi's potatoes in the food forum but noticed that pepper had it covered - thanks, pep. there's an interesting variety of recipes on the food forum.

In case you didn't see it when I posted yesterday, here's a bizarre "futurist" recipe from 1914 that is Brooklyn-worthy:
http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=980DEED71F3BE633A2575BC0A9649C946596D6CF
June 19, 2014 8:31 PM - Deleted
Good thinking. It's delicious too!
June 19, 2014 8:32 PM - pepper
lol, Stoops. Yes, I made it my OT responsibility a while ago to post recipes from threads in the Food Forum, so we can all find them again, if we want. I thought it was a waste that we shared these things with each other, but had no easy way to go back and find them at a later date...
Edited at June 19, 2014 8:32 PM
June 19, 2014 8:33 PM - Partridge
lol at the 'shoe room' in Gold St listing, RC. It's a cool place. Love the terrace above the garages.
June 19, 2014 8:36 PM - More4Less
I remember that vinegar hill house before renovations - think asking for 1.2-1.3M
June 19, 2014 8:41 PM - RowerChick
I am so psyched for the Clearwater festival this weekend. The line-up is awesome http://www.clearwaterfestival.org/all-performers/
but of course it will be strange without Pete.
Edited at June 19, 2014 8:41 PM
June 19, 2014 8:44 PM - Partridge
Got some serious chopping ahead of me but it looks pretty already. Soon to be couscous salad I'll have with salmon. (Parsley, mint, scallions, grape tomatoes, cucumber, red pepper :))For those interested in seasoning: nothing on the salmon, salad with EVOO, black pepper, fresh lime juice.
June 19, 2014 8:45 PM - ilovestoops
glad you're staying on top of getting the recipes posted, pepper, just in case I ever decide to cook any of them (I did cook Eva's mac & cheese and either lp or randi's roasted brussels sprouts).

I'm serious that ya'll will get a kick out of that recipe I posted - second paragraph.

rc: I remember you going to the festival last year - be sure to post pix and have fun
June 19, 2014 8:48 PM - pepper
"nothing on the salmon"

*** sigh ***
June 19, 2014 8:54 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
GE

I like salmon blackened or with just lemon juice and/or dill. BnH makes nice salmon, with steamed or sauteed spinach and rice.
June 19, 2014 8:57 PM - ilovestoops
rc: this may be a really stupid question, but do you row up to the festival? seems a little far to row. is bhs going?
June 19, 2014 9:04 PM - Partridge
I echo the applause for Pepper's recipe copulation.
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:04 PM
June 19, 2014 9:04 PM - Partridge
Still chopping... Couscous cooked.
June 19, 2014 9:07 PM - pepper
recipe copulation? how does that work, exactly?
June 19, 2014 9:23 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Compilation, spell-check hilarity ensues?
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:23 PM
June 19, 2014 9:25 PM - pepper
lol, exactly, Cobble. :o)
June 19, 2014 9:30 PM - Partridge
Salmon in the oven, salad chillin' in the fridge.
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:30 PM
June 19, 2014 9:31 PM - Partridge
oops! I made a funny!!!
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:31 PM
June 19, 2014 9:31 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Late dinner for you, too?
June 19, 2014 9:32 PM - Deleted
You have to at least put a little salt and pepper on the salmon. Sigh.
June 19, 2014 9:35 PM - Partridge
I find fish salty enough. The addition of seasoning is just a habit. Plain food tastes like the food. Nothing wrong with that.
June 19, 2014 9:36 PM - Deleted
A dash of Derp will do ya.
June 19, 2014 9:38 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
What, precisely, does derp taste like?
June 19, 2014 9:38 PM - pepper
To each his/her own, I guess...
June 19, 2014 9:41 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I've been trying to cut down on added salt. I love it too much. Especially fancy Maldon sea salt. Why, I can't say.
June 19, 2014 9:42 PM - Partridge
Salt is very satisfying. I get it.

June 19, 2014 9:46 PM - pepper
I rarely salt my food, except tomatoes, when I deign to eat tomatoes.
June 19, 2014 9:48 PM - Partridge
ready!
June 19, 2014 9:50 PM - pepper
looks good!
Edited at June 19, 2014 9:50 PM
June 19, 2014 9:56 PM - Deleted
Pretty much had the beach entirely to myself today, beautiful. Speaking of salt n pepa, and entire gaggle of teens got on the train at some point and it was like straight out of a Salt n Pepa video circa 1991. I was thoroughly entertained. As usual local black and hispanic youth know how to dress and corny 20 and 30 (and 40) somethings from the Fertile Breadknot Crescent and Europe look like shit.

Edited at June 19, 2014 9:56 PM
June 19, 2014 9:59 PM - Deleted
Taking pictures of what is about to go into your mouth is no different than taking pictures of what just came out of your ass. Two sides of the same dysfunctional coin. I wish the trend would go away.
June 19, 2014 9:59 PM - pepper
You had the day off today, rob? That's nice!
June 19, 2014 9:59 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Wow! That looks fabulous!
June 19, 2014 10:00 PM - Partridge
Yum. The lime and mint make it. Salmon Mojito-style.
June 19, 2014 10:00 PM - rf
Well I guess you would know, Rob, since you posted a photo of your shit in the toilet.
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:00 PM
June 19, 2014 10:02 PM - Deleted
I'm on mental sabbatical until Monday to work on my tan, put together a coherent one year life plan, and eat a little pie.
June 19, 2014 10:06 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Pie is always an excellent idea.
June 19, 2014 10:07 PM - Partridge
Oh, I see Mr Nothing-Nice-To-Say-About-Anything is here. You have an incredible skill of making any pleasant moment nauseating.

Good night, folks.
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:07 PM
June 19, 2014 10:08 PM - pepper
Well, good luck with all of that. What kind of pie?
June 19, 2014 10:12 PM - rf
Hmmm, now about that "ignore" button...

Partridge, enjoy your dinner. It looks very yummy and the perfect meal after a long, tough day.
June 19, 2014 10:24 PM - pepper
So, how was Graduation Day, rf? Did you go out for a nice dinner? Party?
Edited at June 19, 2014 10:24 PM
June 19, 2014 10:29 PM - rf
We went to UmiNom on Dekalb Ave. just east of Classon. Yummy! My niece Leah and my friend Suzan (whose 2 college graduate daughters graduated from Tech!) came to the graduation and joined us for dinner. Very nice.

Kid is cranky though.
June 19, 2014 10:33 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
What is UmiNom? And why cranky?
June 19, 2014 10:38 PM - pepper
Maybe because transitions are scary? Glad it was a nice day, rf!
June 19, 2014 10:45 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Transitions are scary, indeed. Fear of the unknown unknowns.
June 19, 2014 11:27 PM - Deleted

I wish I was graduating, cuz i'd ask for a boat as my graduation gift.


June 19, 2014 11:33 PM - pepper
I'm sure DCB would be very happy to take you out in his boat, rob. Assuming he can keep it upright long enough, that is ;o)
June 19, 2014 11:53 PM - Deleted
You should go to 4&20 blackbirds for pie.