PISS AND VINEGAR
July 23, 2014 6:28 PM - Partridge
In a cocktail shaker add ice and:

2 parts piss
2 parts vinegar

Shake vigorously until foaming at the mouth. Garnish with sour lime slices.
Multiply recipe and serve to like minded friends.

Enjoy!

6 comments
July 23, 2014 7:14 PM - InsertSnappyNameHere
lol!
#1
July 23, 2014 8:19 PM - Partridge
This thread available to rent out. Any takers?
Edited at July 23, 2014 8:19 PM
#2
July 23, 2014 8:37 PM - RowerChick
Oy. I thought I did the rentals around here.
Edited at July 23, 2014 8:37 PM
#3
July 24, 2014 5:30 PM - RowerChick
I'm reminded of a joke - Mr Goldberg gets on an airplane to find his seat is between two Arabs. The plane takes off after a while he gets comfortable and takes off his shoes. The Arab to his left says "go get me some Orange juice". He sighes and goes to the back of the plane.

When he returns, there is spit in his left shoe. After he has sat down an gotten comfortable again, the other Arab tells him to go and get oj. When he returns with the juice there is spit in his other shoe. And he says, "this fighting between the Arabs and the Jews really has gotten outta hand. I mean really, the spitting in the shoes, the pissing in the Orange juice..."
Edited at July 24, 2014 5:30 PM
#4
July 25, 2014 5:02 PM - Deleted
"2 parts piss
2 parts vinegar"

so you mean 1 part piss, 1 part vinegar?
Edited at July 25, 2014 5:02 PM
#5
July 30, 2014 10:03 PM - Deleted
Jejune and puerile, but not in the least unexpected.
#6